Thursday, July 10, 2008

Hyperbolisms


Worst thing I saw today:

A woman using the pants part of her overalls as pants, but disregarding the shirt-part and leaving it to trail behind.

Best thing that I heard today:

“I was forced to watch CNN; apparently the economy is bad. I will not be buying a jeep.”

Best thing ever:

Reading detailed descriptions of domestic tasks on the prairie. Reading about prairie cooking makes me hungry, even though I would probably never eat a slab of salt-pork from a barrel after some matronly lady grilled it up on a skittle greased up with a hunk of lard.

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