Monday, November 16, 2009

In Bangkok

The following is an excerpt from the box of the weird insta-noodle thing that I just tried to eat:

"Trader Ming's Noodle Boxes were inspired by the noodle carts on the streets of Bangkok, Thailand. In Bangkok, people enjoy all kinds of wonderful foods from street vendors.

In a way, the streets are really just one big open air cafe. We have imported three great flavors from Thailand and now you have an easy way to ear these noodle dishes."

Trader Ming is grossly mistaken. Those noodles (Best by: August 2009) tasted like burnt plastic and the the shoe leather of someone who works at Panda Express. Spend a little less time on the sweeping generalizations about Bangkok and a little more time on the noodle sauce, Trader Ming.

Peanut-butter toast it is.

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